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Danniel Steel · Funny (post your Funny's here)

A couple of toffs were sitting each at their end of the dining table.
The lady of the manor asks her husband, "Darling, do we still have sexual relations?"
The husband ponders for a moment and replies "Yes dear, I think we do"
"Oh goody", she replies "can I invite them over for tea next Sunday?"

Iron-Face

THIS IS A JOKE FROM NORDON

A Malathian Clan chief, a Bantustani War Boss and a Head Badger are sitting around in the pub one day, after a while the conversation turns to what is the definition of true Bravery.

After talking for some time, the Badger surgests that they should go outside where him will show them what Bravery is, on exiting the pub the Badger pick out one of his Bushi and says
"I wish you to go to the top of that tower and jump off"
The Bushi bows to his lord, and runs off, goes to the top of the tower and jumps, landing with a loud thump. At this, several surgoens rush out of the bar and start treating the Bushi.
"Thats crap!" says the Gnoll" hes still breathing, I'll show you lot real Bravery" he points at on random Gnoll and says "Oi you !, run up that tower, jump off and land on your head"
The chosen Gnoll runs up the tower, jumps off and lands on his head with a splat! The surgoens look over at him and send one of their number into the bar, who returns with a sinister looking companion who proceeds to carry the body to the nearest ritual circle.
" I think my men can do better" says the Malathian, he crooks his finger at a large hairy kilted clansman, and when the man comes over the Chief draws his pistol and presses it against the mans sporran, saying "Piss off up that tower and jump off will you....oh and make sure that you land on your head " he then cocks the pistol.
The man looks down at the gun and up at the tower, looks his chief straight in the eye and says "fuck you Atticus !!"

The Gnoll and the Badger look at each other and say "Thats True Bravery !"

Heinrich

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Heinrich