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the rotargghh ive just found my maelstrom kit, and the damp that has been infesting our flat has completely destroyed all my ridiculously expensive norton armour... i need a fucking drink.
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Gward'ogan Miradomas
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Wow thats shit, I thought norton armour was neigh on indestructable.
(if it's just out of shape it can be fixed, I hope it can)
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Iron-Face
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That is an arse, I thought that norton stuff was larper proof
Out of interest why didn't you go for real steel ?
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Danniel Steel
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cus i turned him down once, and i can't be arsed to reply a second time.
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Gward'ogan Miradomas
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lol Danny your just wrong 
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Heinrich
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| Danniel Steel wrote: | | cus i turned him down once, and i can't be arsed to reply a second time. |
Rapier by name, rapier by wit, rapier by nature. 
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Guest
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simply because i liked the style of the norton stuff.
Ive had a clean and the armour itself isnt badly damaged at all thankfully, just a surface layer of skank. The leather bonds are fucked but easily replaced. Suffice to say im moving out in a month.
moral of the story is never move into an older style flat just before winter kicks in especially without checking behind the rather oddly positioned furniture. the sods.
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Gward'ogan Miradomas
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Good news about the armour, I would move out without paying my rent, but that is personal.
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Guest
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had the land lord over lol. Ive never heard a man bullshit non stop for an hour like that. He started shouting the minute he stepped in the door, talk about on the defensive. Thankfully I recorded every single contradiction and blatant lie on a hidden dictaphone and webcam. Me thinks ill be getting my deposit back and leaving without paying the rest of the lease. Doesnt help his situation that i have proof of him illegally seling dealership cars off the front of the property. Ahhh The sweet taste of victory.
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Iron-Face
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Guys, remind me never to piss Mallagroth's physrep off 
You sir, obviously believe in my favorate old maxim,
" Don't get mad, get even !"
If someone acts like Ian Beale, he should get treated like Ian Beale (Slapped hard untill he stops being a prat) [/b]
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idrisomalley
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| Heinrich wrote: | | Danniel Steel wrote: | | cus i turned him down once, and i can't be arsed to reply a second time. |
Rapier by name, rapier by wit, rapier by nature. |
and just like his namesake, he's a bit of a prick :p
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Heinrich
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| Mallagroth wrote: | | had the land lord over lol. Ive never heard a man bullshit non stop for an hour like that. He started shouting the minute he stepped in the door, talk about on the defensive. Thankfully I recorded every single contradiction and blatant lie on a hidden dictaphone and webcam. Me thinks ill be getting my deposit back and leaving without paying the rest of the lease. Doesnt help his situation that i have proof of him illegally seling dealership cars off the front of the property. Ahhh The sweet taste of victory. |
Dude, I love you (in a totally manly way, non of that sexual stuff). Want a job as my attorney?
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Danniel Steel
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| idrisomalley wrote: | | Heinrich wrote: | | Danniel Steel wrote: | | cus i turned him down once, and i can't be arsed to reply a second time. |
Rapier by name, rapier by wit, rapier by nature. |
and just like his namesake, he's a bit of a prick :p |
sir i call you out, pistols or swords
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idrisomalley
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pistols? swords? how blase... wheres the fun in hurting somebody if they know you are going to be trying to do it ahead of time 
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Glic
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Hey go Grotty!!! I love when landlords get shafted. My current room is cold n damp but I shall be hving words in the next day or so with my charming landlord, the lazy bugger lol
" Don't get mad, get even !"
personally I prefer
"don't get mad, get everything!"
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Iron-Face
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| Glic wrote: | | "don't get mad, get everything!" |
This too, is true 
There are 4 kinds of people in the world, they are best expressed with the glass statment:
Type 1, "The glass is half full."
Type 2, "The glass is half empty."
Type 3, "The glass is half full...half empty...errmm..full..erm..empty"
And then theres us,
Type 4, " HEY! I ordered a cheese burger !"
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