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Amaunet Ghast

Joined: 21 Mar 2006 Posts: 470
Location: Here and there
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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Well I could dress as an old hag (and yes before you say it Selbbit) without much effort, then offer my services which should have the desired effect of terryfing them out of one bar into yours Trust me it'll work. _________________ Only fools judge the conquests of the wise and call it luck. |
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Heinrich Spectre

Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 887
Location: Ekong City / Lamentation
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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Huzzah!!  _________________ "Shoot him in the EYE! FACE is for ruffians and amateurs..."
"MAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAY!!" |
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Blackberry Zombie

Joined: 12 Jun 2006 Posts: 297
Location: ass end of nowhere
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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| selbbit wrote: | Oh, we knew, but all our good looking women are dead
(sound of running feet disappearing into the distance) |
Do i look dead to you as well? and are you saying i ain't good looking? *runs off crying*
"William that big cat thing thinks I'm Ugly, can i pull its tail off an wear it as a scarf?" _________________ Mistress of Stfu.
You've got 30 seconds to run away and then I'll make you!!
i can not sanction death, just suggest its a good idea.
Bitch + Alcohol intake x 5 = Moderate |
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William Burke Spectre

Joined: 21 Mar 2006 Posts: 857
Location: Mostly offline - If you need me, try the mobile.
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:47 am Post subject: |
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| Blackberry wrote: | | selbbit wrote: | Oh, we knew, but all our good looking women are dead
(sound of running feet disappearing into the distance) |
Do i look dead to you as well? and are you saying i ain't good looking? *runs off crying*
"William that big cat thing thinks I'm Ugly, can i pull its tail off an wear it as a scarf?" |
Blackberry calm yourself. How can you allow yourself to be offended by the sensibilities of a non-human? The fact that you lack delicately furred ears, luxurious whiskers and a cleft palate, I personally count as blessings.
That not withstanding my dear, I am afraid that, unless I am not mistaken the workman Selbbit is a manx. _________________ The Weaver in her wisdom granted each soul different amounts of intelligence. It is the duty of the gifted to shepherd those of duller intellect for the benefit of all. |
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selbbit Vampire

Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 1228
Location: surveying lamentation, tutting, and shaking head.
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:34 am Post subject: |
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WORKMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it, my foreman is going to put you to the bottom of the list for that. _________________ Out, I,ve just fixed that! |
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Iron-Face Sick
Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 39
Location: The Artillary Park, Havocstan
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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I think Mister Burke meant "Artisan" rather then "Workman"
I love someone to call me "Workman" rather then "Oi, ugly ", that way I wouldn't have to kill them a bit  _________________ But, what do I know...I just chuck rocks at people |
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idrisomalley slightly peeky
Joined: 25 Jan 2007 Posts: 25
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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| selbbit wrote: | Oh, we knew, but all our good looking women are dead
(sound of running feet disapearing into the distance) |
"And pray a careful whisper
don’t give up your real name
For foolish men, with foolish tongues
Have learnt this to their shame
And spare a thought for Nancy
Dead of the winters blight
But go and pay the ‘mancier
And she’ll last another night"
- Verse 5, New World Rovers
A song by the Marquis Gustal _________________ "As the fire faded, As the smoke withdrew
As Heinrich looked on, pale and gaunt, I knew what I must do
Nor more for the tankard, the pitcher, shot or rhind
Such samples, beg your pardon, are not for human kind"
On no Heinrich, A Flembic Jaunt |
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Gward'ogan Miradomas Liche Lord

Joined: 20 Mar 2006 Posts: 2277
Location: Voyaging across the Strom
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:31 am Post subject: |
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//round of applause//
Very Nice  _________________ <a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Chris_Broomfield/667750230" title="Chris Broomfield's Facebook profile" target=_TOP><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/667750230.1015.1169274331.png" border=0 alt="Chris Broomfield's Facebook profile"></a> |
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Glic Ghoul

Joined: 22 Mar 2006 Posts: 398
Location: The Braided Path
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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what a cool poem! i've never understood why some true immortals choose to form into twisted and ugly forms when they could be oh so pretty... _________________ Cake or Death? |
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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| nice poem. i might have to try and blag that off you if c4 commissions my series later in the year. |
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Gward'ogan Miradomas Liche Lord

Joined: 20 Mar 2006 Posts: 2277
Location: Voyaging across the Strom
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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...? series? _________________ <a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Chris_Broomfield/667750230" title="Chris Broomfield's Facebook profile" target=_TOP><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/667750230.1015.1169274331.png" border=0 alt="Chris Broomfield's Facebook profile"></a> |
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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| its a drama series, in a lost meets cracker and the x files vein. Dark psychological horror inspired by poe, lovecraft and similar. Been working on it for far too long but my writer should have the third draft ready for mid feb and hopefully i can talk to my bosses about getting it made. Once i get the third draft copyprotected ill stick it up in the closed section of the forum and you lot can rip into it and tell us what still needs looking at. |
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idrisomalley slightly peeky
Joined: 25 Jan 2007 Posts: 25
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:02 am Post subject: New World Rover - Complete lyrics |
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New World Rover - Complete Lyrics
When all's said and done
Will you lay your burden down
And step into the maelstrom, boy
To the land of greens and browns
Far away from cities
Far from the desert’s hold
Far away from the lands that pray
And the wind that blows so cold
Chorus
Be a New World Rover
be a New World Knave
And roam around this old, New World
With a will to misbehave
Bow low to the peasants
Come taunt the nobles, Gay
Sing and Dance the whole night long
And sleep through all the day
In the wood clad buildings
Of the rugged frontier towns
The doxies sing of their good times
In soggy beer stained gowns
Here you’ll will find Kathy
Like a diamond in the rough
For here the fella’s hold their drink
And the lasses know their stuff
Outward, through the meadows
Downwards to the hills
Just watch out for the serpentmen
And their venom that will kill
Once here start a-hunting
Make sure your pistol shoots
And in the end you’ll find yourself
With a set of snakeskin boots
Now while your set, a-drifting
Through out the hidden glades
Take a while and learn the style
That’s beating all the blades
For magic, can be bartered
In baubles made of glass
It’s things like this you need to learn
With which to save your arse
And pray a careful whisper
don’t give up your real name
For foolish men, with foolish tongue
Have learnt this to their shame
And spare a thought for Nancy
Dead of the winters blight
But go and pay the ‘mancier
And she’ll last another night
And if the fancy takes you
With pistol or with sword
To set about another man
And gain a maid’s reward
Go to the duelling chamber
Make challenges so free
The noble gents wont take up arms
At least till after tea
All of this, I’ve told you
All of this is true
All these things you’ll find in droves
Out beyond the blue
But one last thing I’ll warn ya
When for your sins you pay
The eidolon you have struck down
Will come another day
Come be a New World Rover
Come be a New World Knave
Come and live in foreign lands
Don’t be a nations slave
Come now, again my brother
You’ll see it in my eye
Though all this I have told to you
I have been known to lie...! _________________ "As the fire faded, As the smoke withdrew
As Heinrich looked on, pale and gaunt, I knew what I must do
Nor more for the tankard, the pitcher, shot or rhind
Such samples, beg your pardon, are not for human kind"
On no Heinrich, A Flembic Jaunt |
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Iron-Face Sick
Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 39
Location: The Artillary Park, Havocstan
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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Great!
Why is there no 'clapping like a looney' emoticon ?
Perhaps we should print a songbook, I've got a few that I think are fair _________________ But, what do I know...I just chuck rocks at people |
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idrisomalley slightly peeky
Joined: 25 Jan 2007 Posts: 25
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:45 am Post subject: |
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already been done. so far with the current character i've produced the following articles for maelstrom that are availible Ic and have been distributed IC. All of which have also been given to PD to use in a new almanac'n'stuff
1 Song book "Beyond the Maelstrom: A musical voyage"
1 Book of poetry "The Mirror Reflects both ways: A New World Versquary"
2 Religious books "Tales of the Shifting Desert" (Rhuk)
"The Book of the laws of man" (Flembic)
Mind you, I have four current projects that i want to get finished before the character dies.
"The Saga of Loric Laughing Wolf" - A weaverite holybook (Merisusi)
"The Book of Endings" - A weaverite holybook (Amon-sa)
"The Ten tall tales of Justin" - A weaverite holybook (Malathia)
"Preceptions and misconceptions" - a weaverite holybook (Alkonian)
I dont seem to be able to build physical props, so i tend to try and enrich the system by providing background and printed materials instead
_________________ "As the fire faded, As the smoke withdrew
As Heinrich looked on, pale and gaunt, I knew what I must do
Nor more for the tankard, the pitcher, shot or rhind
Such samples, beg your pardon, are not for human kind"
On no Heinrich, A Flembic Jaunt |
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